"Talks Cheap". Immaculate, Dual Deck, Houseboat.

Some houseboats are built for weekends away while others become a place you never want to leave. First launched in 2018, Talk's Cheap is a modern, open-plan, dual-deck family houseboat guaranteed to impress upon inspection. Now offered for genuine sale, this beautifully presented vessel is ship-shape, meticulously maintained and ready for her next owners to enjoy from day one. Whether you are looking for a luxurious floating holiday home or dreaming of embracing a unique live-aboard lifestyle, this boat offers the freedom to make the river your backyard.

From the moment you step aboard, you are immediately drawn to the exceptional quality and thoughtful design. The exterior features Modwood decking, stainless-steel safety handrails, a neatly anchored alloy access ramp, front bumper protection and concealed front waste points.

Step inside and the quality, finish and fit-out are immediately apparent. The starboard helm is equipped with everything required for comfortable cruising, including Mercury instrumentation, Morse engine controls, Hydrive Admiral Series hydraulic steering, depth finder, Navman, UHF radio and CD stereo, together with dedicated space for houseboat logbooks and records.
Opposite the helm, the portside cruising lounge incorporates a comfortable sofa bed with privacy curtain and television, providing a welcoming space for relaxing or accommodating additional guests. Further aft, the impressive L-shaped kitchen features an island bench, breakfast bar and generous pantry storage, flowing seamlessly into a dedicated six-seater dining setting. The stern lounge incorporates another sofa bed with privacy curtain, allowing comfortable sleeping accommodation for up to eight guests.

Comfort is assured throughout with vinyl plank flooring, Fujitsu 6kW reverse-cycle air conditioning, diesel heating and seven ceiling fans. TV entertainment is well catered for onboard, while three onboard cameras with video storage provide an added level of security.

Accommodation and bathroom facilities are equally impressive. Located along the portside are two spacious queen-size walk-around bedrooms, both complete with built-in robes. The primary bedroom enjoys glass sliding-door access to the deck, along with ensuite style dual access to the main bathroom. The large main bathroom features a glass-enclosed shower, moulded floor, vanity and household flush toilet. A second powder room, complete with household toilet and vanity, is conveniently situated on the portside rear deck.

The stern deck provides direct access to the large swim platform and staircase leading to the upper sundeck. This area has been thoughtfully designed with dedicated gas bottle and storage facilities, access to the house pumps and diesel heater, an EPA storm plastic grey-waste filter system and a Sky Hydrant Gem freshwater filtration system with 300-litre storage servicing all outlets throughout the boat. A drop-down staircase on the swim platform provides easy access for swimming and other water activities.

The strengthened, marine-carpeted upper sundeck is an outstanding entertaining area and one of Talk's Cheap's standout features. Complete with a full second helm, cruising lounges, outdoor setting, stainless-steel handrails and generous storage lockers, it is the perfect place to entertain family and friends, relax in the sunshine or simply take in the river views while cruising or moored along the bank.

Designed for comfortable off-grid cruising this vessel is exceptionally well equipped. The 240V electrical system incorporates an Outback 3,000W inverter and Flexmaster charger, twelve Fusion 2V AGM house batteries and eight Hanover HS260P solar panels, all supported by a plumbed Pramac Honda-powered 8KVA auto-start generator.

Additional features include a Bosch Hi-Flow 17 instant gas hot-water system. Sunblock exterior blinds, hot and cold outdoor shower, courtesy deck lighting throughout, new fenders and ropes, Weber BBQ, Camec 2kg washing machine and 600-litre wastewater storage, along with many other features that make this vessel exceptionally well appointed for extended stays on the river.

Propulsion is provided by an 11/2017 Mercury 90HP Command Thrust EFI four-stroke outboard, with just 345 hours of use. The engine has been fully maintained by Jesse from Riverside Marine, while the generous 400-litre fuel tank provides excellent cruising range for extended river adventures.

Offered as a genuine walk-in, walk-out opportunity, excluding personal items, Talk's Cheap is ready for immediate enjoyment. The vessel was last slipped in September 2025 at Mannum Slipway, where all pontoon maintenance was attended to and a new diesel heater was fitted. An insurance risk assessment was also completed, and is electrical, gas and EPA compliant.

Beautifully presented, meticulously maintained and packed with premium features, Talk's Cheap represents an outstanding opportunity to secure one of the nicest vessels on the river. This is a houseboat that needs to be seen to be truly appreciated.

Expressions of interest invited and
Inspection by appointment only.

Sale Price: $400,000

The information contained on the above pages is not based on any independent inquiries or knowledge by the agent. The agent expressly disclaims any liability arising therefrom. The accuracy of the information cannot be guaranteed by the agent and purchasers should make their own inquiries and form their own conclusions.

At Mannum Anchorage, we make buying or selling a houseboat a smooth, enjoyable, and stress-free experience. We are the leading and most active houseboat brokerage on the Murray River, with a proven record of successful sales and many returning clients who trust us again and again. Small enough to offer personal service, yet large enough to provide professional support. Contact us today for a no obligation appraisal and see what we can do for you.